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[athelind]

Yesterday, of course, was Star Wars Day: "May the Fourth be with you."

• jdarkwulf: according to one of my coworkers, Today was Star Wars Day 2.
  
• athelind: ...?
  
• jdarkwulf: Revenge of the Fifth.
  
• athelind: AUGH.
  
• jdarkwulf: That was pretty much my reaction. :)
  
• athelind: See, this is the day I throw jars of nasty white goo off a bridge, just to watch them go under.
  
• jdarkwulf: Well, after that, he said he had to go home and fill his bathroom sink with Hellman's.*
  
• athelind: Yeah.
  
• athelind: Exactly.

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* readers west of the Rockies should replace "Hellman's" with "Best Foods".

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Comments

[mocha-mephooki.livejournal.com]

G-R-O-A-N-!-!-!

[toob.livejournal.com]

Bring out the Hellman's, and bring out the best!

[araquan.livejournal.com]

*rimshot*

[hafoc.livejournal.com]

But they don't celebrate it in the Auld Sod. Because, as the poet said, "No Mayonnaise in Ireland." (Are we Donne yet?)

[cpxbrex.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure murder is an appropriate response. No court in the land would convict.

[yourbob.livejournal.com]

i hate you. i absolutely hate you.

but in a good way.