Episode III Spoilers

[athelind]

• In the immortal words of Syndrome, Anakin and Amidala "Get Busy". Amidala becomes pregnant with twins.
  
• Anakin joins with Palpatine, takes the Sith name of Darth Vader, and learns the secrets of the Dark Side of the Force.
  
• In a fight with Obi-Wan, he falls into a volcano and is horribly mutilated.
  
• He's rebuilt as a black-armored cyborg.
  
• He kicks serious Jedi ass, including that of Samuel L. Jackson, thus earning the title of Baddest Mutha***** In Any Galaxy.
  
• Obi-Wan hides Anakin's children, one with the son of the man who fell in love with Anakin's mother, the other with an Alderaan noble.
  
• Yoda moves to a swamp.
  
• Anakin's son grows up to become The Joker.

That said, despite my disappointment in pretty much everything since Empire, I find myself looking forward to the movie, especially after reading some recent interviews with Lucas.

I still think Serenity is going to kick its ass, though.