Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't.

[athelind]

1. Dragged a dead sea lion off a breakwall.
   
2. Taken a body down to the morgue.
   
3. Passed under the Golden Gate Bridge almost as many times as I've passed over it.
   
4. Accidentally climbed up an almost-shear cliff.
   
5. Buried my favorite author.
   
6. Teargassed myself -- without noticing.
   
7. Moved eight times in under two years -- two of those moves being halfway across the continent and back.
   
8. Gone from being a bachelor to a grandfather in less than a year.
   
9. Driven from St. Petersberg, Florida, to Pasadena, California, in 56 hours. (No, I wasn't one of the drivers.)
   
10. Been to every single Year of the Dragon parade in San Francisco held within my lifetime.
    

Huh. Of the ten, three involve death, two involve impressive physical feats achieved accidentally, and four involve Extreme Mobility.