The Lord of the Pants.

[athelind]

Okay, I'm sure some if not most of you are familiar with the dreaded Star Wars Pants Game, where you take well-known quotes from The Trilogy and its prequels and substitute one or more words with the word "pants" for amusing effect. For example:

Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Things got a little silly during last week's D&D game, and we started tossing Pants lines around... then it got worse, when we realized that another Epic Movie Trilogy provided an equally fertile ground for trouser-related humor.

And so, our DM sat down and compiled them. And added more. And more.

And so, I inflict upon you...

The Fellowship of the Pants
and
The Two Pants

Addenda welcome.