Would you like to take a survey?

[athelind]

1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:

(...It is not necessary for all
the students in a class to write in the same way, or to write as the)
instructor or some professional writer would.
(From Handbook of Current English, 3rd Edition, by Perrin, Smith, and Corder -- Line 4 is boldface.)

2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?

My plastic filing cabinet.

3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Frasier, because they canceled Century City

4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:

Noon

5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?

10:28 -- damn DST anyway!

6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The refrigerator, the water cooler, the kitchen clock.

7: When did you last step outside?

Last night.

8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?

My LJ Friends Page.

9: What are you wearing?

A tie-dyed shirt with a dragon on it, blue jeans.

10: Did you dream last night?

Yes.

11: When did you last laugh?

Last night, watching Frasier.

12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Dragon art, my college diploma, more dragon art, an Atomic Radio Clock, a big Oriental fan with dragons on it, photographs of Quel's parents, kids, and husband, a dragon calendar, pictures of The Brain dressed as Londo Molari and Pinky dressed as Kosh (NARF!), shadowboxes with little dragons in the niches, and four original Chris Goodwin pieces that were originally commissioned for Jadeclaw. And oh, yes, one of those is a dragon.

13: Seen anything weird lately?

I got Time of Monsters in the mail.

14: What do you think of this quiz?

I really shouldn't be spending time on this.

15: What is the last film you saw?

In the theater, Hellboy. Twice.
On DVD, Slipstream. B-movie-licious!

16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?

A Toyota Prius.

17: Tell me something about you that I don't know

I've never played Pac-Man or seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show.

18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

...regardless of guilt or politics?
I'd add superpowers.
Making sure I get the powers of my choice, of course.

19: Do you like to dance?

Yes.

20: Imagine your first child is a girl; what do you call her?

Serendipity.

22: Imagine your first child is a boy; what do you call him?

Edison.

23: Would you ever consider living abroad?

Ask me again in November.

24: Will you pass on this survey?

INCOMING COGNITIVE VIRUS BOMB!
kerMEME!