Your Obedient Serpent doesn't know how to unwind anymore.

[athelind]

Your Obedient Serpent has no idea what he's gonna do to relax in the near future, because all the things he's frittered away his spare-and-not-so-spare time on over the years actively piss him off right now.

This is, in part, because he's frittered away so much of his life on them, and in part because, well, Busman's Holiday. One of his sources of stress is his low-paying retail job, selling all those time-consuming distractions.

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Comments

[zeeth_kyrah]

I'd indulge a little wordplay itch here, but I haven't quite got your measure on that.

Let's just say that fencing can be invigorating when you're tired of manning the pickets.