That which we call a rose...

[athelind]

"There's definitely a lot of imagery and terminology [in Magic: the Gathering] that is satanic," says Di Nozzi, a secretary and mother of four. She points to one card that has a rose on it: "It's a symbol right out of Satanism."

And what about Valentine's Day? It's ALL about roses, and sacrificing hearts, and things like that. Obviously Satanic.

Comments

[ysengrin.livejournal.com]

Tudors.

And Pasadina. Don't forget Pasadina. Oh, the horror . . .

Yeah...

[-starblade-.livejournal.com]

You know, jokes like the one you have one your link to the article are funnier if you don't add extra comments. I think you should've just left it to speak for itself. And it does. *Snickers*

I think you should let them do the talking because clearly you're only going to make it unfunny when you say things like that.

And OH MY GOD, you linked to GOOGLE and not the REAL ARTICLE? What is UP with that?

Ah well, who can blame you anyways?

EEEEEVIL!

[rakeesh.livejournal.com]

Oh dear god no! I'm satanic! AND christian! I'm doing the devils work against the world! *holds up a lighter* To cleanse the world I will do the ultimate devilish santanic thing I can think of. . . . . *holds the flame under a chiken leg and cooks it and then sits on his rump and stuffs his face, munching happily* Look! I do glutonous things in my satanic practises too! XD

-Rak(The 3'9, Canadian, anthro dragon otherwise known as Rakeesh)

*gasp*

[baxil.livejournal.com]

Yes, shocking, but she fails to see the REAL hidden dangers of M:tG!

As proof I just need to point to one of the several cards that show Arab-looking men training on flying devices ...

And they have another card that apparently shows THE FLYING DEVICE CRASHING INTO A BIG WOODEN TOWER and there's a BURST OF FIRE and PEOPLE FALLING SCREAMING TO THEIR DEATHS!!!

HELLO!?! 9/11 ANYONE?!??! AND THEY HAVE CLASSES TO TEACH THIS IN OUR SCHOOLS??!?!?! WHERE'S HOMELAND SECURITY?!?!??!?!11!1!! I TELL YOU THE LIBERALS ARE DESTROYING AMERICA SDFA ASFDF DA ASFD ASDF

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