HEY, SANTA!

[athelind]

I want Golden Compass toys, dagnabbit!

I want Mrs. Coulter's airship, and an Iorek Byrnison plushie, and an Alethiometer of my very own.

I've been KINDA good this year.

Comments

[jonaswins.livejournal.com]

Don't forget the King Iofur Ragnar figure, with bloody dislodging jaw action!

[archteryx.livejournal.com]

Heh. You can use the Alethiometer as a sort of Fundie Repelling Device. It tells the truth, they desperately don't want to hear the truth, so they'll arrange to be elsewhere fast as they can. :>

[normanrafferty.livejournal.com]

They had to take the Iorek plushies off the market after all those kids blinded themselves on the armor spikes.

[wingywoof.livejournal.com]

Ann Coulter has an airship???