Mission Accomplished!

[athelind]

It's been four years since Dubya stood on the deck of that aircraft carrier and announced "Mission Accomplished", mistaking a large, laser-printed banner for a military strategy.

In that time, he has been responsible for the deaths of more Americans than were killed in the fall of the World Trade Center -- and twenty to thirty times as many civilian deaths in Iraq.

But he never got a blow job!

Let us hail his integrity!

Comments

[tombfyre.livejournal.com]

So! What do you think they're gonna do with the retard once he's out of office? Impeach him and his entire staff, perhaps throw his ass in jail? Public lashing for gross incompetence? Give him a vacation in Guantanamo bay?

Or perhaps do nothing, because so many people actually voted for the idiot?

[bear-helms.livejournal.com]

I know there are people lining up to bring civil and criminal lawsuits against him, and the deep pockets lawyers definitely have a GOOD target - his actions in office definitely haven't DECREASED his personal wealth and business base.

The law passed after Clinton's admin prohibiting civil suits against the Pres while in office are keeping several factions at bay. I guess the Secret Service and Homeland Security are keeping the criminal trials at arm's length.

I may have an extreme opinion, but as of this moment, W is the Hitler of the 21st Century.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

He's done exactly the sorts of things that the International Criminal court was created to prosecute -- and giving ourselves the freedom to do such things is the only possible reason we didn't sign onto that treaty.

[tombfyre.livejournal.com]

So you're all screwed then? :p

[unclekage.livejournal.com]

are you kidding? Getting a blow job is an impeachible offense.

[bear-helms.livejournal.com]

Well, ya got me started on what would be a rant about W, but I'm so tired, I'm just gonna quote the appropos bumper sticker du jure:

SOMEONE ELSE FOR PRESIDENT

[araquan.livejournal.com]

In that time, he has been responsible for the deaths of more Americans than were killed in the fall of the World Trade Center -- and twenty to thirty times as many civilian deaths in Iraq.

But he never got a blow job!

The man has his priorities straight and his moral values in proper focus, unlike that immoral scumbag Clinton, who was completely and utterly unfit to occupy the White House.

This sarcasm has been brought to you by the Republican Party and the monkey presently in charge of things

[athelind.livejournal.com]

You have insulted the monkey population of the world, who will now fling poo at you for your offense.

[araquan.livejournal.com]

*watches as the monkeys disappear for having tried to disown the President*

Later, an alleged monkey is seen briefly in the background of stock footage shot at Guantanamo

[silussa.livejournal.com]

So, who got the blowjob(s) he would have?

[athelind.livejournal.com]

JAYZUS.

[silussa.livejournal.com]

Hey, given a choice between more wars and his getting the blowjob(s), it should be obvious where MY preference would be.

It does put a new spin on "make love, not war" though.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

They can't find any volunteers.

[rooth.livejournal.com]

Maybe Dick will blow him, or maybe he'll blow Dick, and then we can have Just Cause for ripping him out of office.

7 years too late.