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[athelind]

I've mentioned Arthur, King of Time and Space before; it's one of my favorite webcomics.

Today's strip is either the best ever... or the worst.

Yeowtch.

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[araquan.livejournal.com]

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[racethecoon.livejournal.com]

In the spirit of crummy puns:

A mother has two identical twin sons, one is named Juan and one is named Imal. She goes out shopping one day with Juan and meets a friend from church. The friend from church says, "Oh, he's so cute! Can I see his brother, too?" The mother says, "No, he's at a friend's house right now. And besides, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Imal."

Also:

Everybody's heard of Mahatma Gandhi. In the Hindu legend, he was almost believed to be a god. During his time on earth, he wandered the sandy deserts of India without shoes, so the skin on his feet became very hard and brittle. His diet at the time consisted of rice, which not only made his bones quite weak, but gave him terrible breath. In summation, he was a super callous fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

My dad told me both of these. >.>

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

I blame you for this.

Somehow it's your fault.

[hafoc.livejournal.com]

I would, however, like to thank you for pointing out that something creative did actually arise out of a film that has to be just about at the top of my I Really Don't Need to Go See This List. If it gave rise to even one truly atrocious pun, it wasn't completely wasted.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Oh, a week ago, when the TSA was banning gels and beverages, everyone was making jokes about Shakes on a Plane.

[araquan.livejournal.com]

I guess that means you can't Slake on a Plane then, eh?