Date: 2005-04-30 12:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] soreth.livejournal.com
They did a two-hour lockdown at my high school once, just because someone spotted a student coming in with a "suspiciously large" bulge in his coat. Of course, this was a week after Columbine, but still... a large bulge in someone's coat? C'mon.

It was his roller blades, it turned out.

Date: 2005-04-30 01:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hedgegoth.livejournal.com
Obviously it was a gas attack waiting to happen.

Date: 2005-04-30 02:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edhyena.livejournal.com
"The Just In: Humanity Too Fucking Stupid To Live"

...
old news

Date: 2005-04-30 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] luxatos.livejournal.com
Hey, put that sucker in the microwave for long enough, it can become explosive.

Or at least very hot. I can just imagine the horror of someone with a steaming hot 30-inch bean-covered tortilla wrapped around their head.

Date: 2005-04-30 12:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] doc-mystery.livejournal.com
?

What's the mistake?

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