Fifty Worst Songs (from velvetpage)

[athelind]

1. We Built This City ... Starship
2. Achy Breaky Heart ... Billy Ray Cyrus
3. Everybody Have Fun Tonight ... Wang Chung
4. Rollin' ... Limp Bizkit
5. Ice Ice Baby ... Vanilla Ice
6. The Heart of Rock & Roll ... Huey Lewis and the News
7. Don't Worry, Be Happy ... Bobby McFerrin
8. Party All the Time ... Eddie Murphy
9. American Life ... Madonna
10. Ebony and Ivory ... Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
11. Invisible ... Clay Aiken
12. Kokomo ... The Beach Boys
13. Illegal Alien ... Genesis
14. From a Distance ... Bette Midler
15. I'll Be There for You ... The Rembrandts
16. What's Up? ... 4 Non Blondes
17. Pumps and a Bump ... Hammer
18. You're the Inspiration ... Chicago
19. Broken Wings ... Mr. Mister
20. Dancing on the Ceiling ... Lionel Richie
21. Two Princes ... Spin Doctors
22. Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American) ... Toby Keith
23. Sunglasses at Night ... Corey Hart
24. Superman ... Five for Fighting
25. I'll Be Missing You ... Puff Daddy featuring Faith Evans and 112
26. The End ... The Doors
27. The Final Countdown ... Europe
28. Your Body Is a Wonderland ... John Mayer
29. Breakfast at Tiffany's ... Deep Blue Something
30. Greatest Love of All ... Whitney Houston
31. Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm ... Crash Test Dummies
32. Will 2K ... Will Smith
33. Barbie Girl ... Aqua
34. Longer ... Dan Fogelberg
35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
36. Make Em Say Uhh! ... Master P featuring Silkk, Fiend, Mia-X and Mystikal
37. Rico Suave ... Gerardo
38. Cotton Eyed Joe ... Rednex
39. She Bangs ... Ricky Martin
40. I Wanna Sex You Up ... Color Me Badd
41. We Didn't Start the Fire ... Billy Joel
42. The Sound of Silence ... Simon & Garfunkel
43. Follow Me ... Uncle Kracker
44. I'll Do Anything for Love (But I Won't Do That) ... Meat Loaf
45. Mesmerize ... Ja Rule featuring Ashanti
46. Hangin' Tough ... New Kids on the Block
47. The Only Thing That Looks Good on Me Is You ... Bryan Adams
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles
49. I'm Too Sexy ... Right Said Fred
50. My Heart Will Go On ... Celine Dion

...so who decreed these the "Fifty Worst"?

Comments

[rikoshi.livejournal.com]

They put STARSHIP at the TOP of the list?!

Blasphemy!!

[ounceofreason.livejournal.com]

And, why the hell isn't "Benny and the Jets" on there?

[uhusted.livejournal.com]

35. Shiny Happy People ... R.E.M.
48. Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da ... The Beatles

Huh wha? That makes no sense.

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

the sound of silence?/?

[tephra]

...so who decreed these the "Fifty Worst"?

Probably the idiots at Spin. They seem to do the totally lame "Top X blank Songs Ever" lists.

They also don't "get" number 44 as I recall from the VH1 show. I swear they don't actually listen to the songs they rank.

[delako.livejournal.com]

I thought that was the most "Awesomely Bad" song list :) was on VH-1 with George Lopez

[jirris-midvale.livejournal.com]

The fifty worst songs ever...

according to the retarded.

[stalbon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, only an idiot would rate Five for Fighting's 'Superman' on such a list, as well as 'Sound of Silence'. Some of those songs are pretty bad, but some of the ones you've highlighted are my faves as well.

[fragglemon.livejournal.com]

Well, this looks like a rip-off of that list the Blender magazine shat out. It's total bunk though. There's no way the Crash Test Dummies could be on a worst list unless it was created by .... american zombies. Oooga boooga! O.O

Fraggle