The Lord of the Pants.

[athelind]

Okay, I'm sure some if not most of you are familiar with the dreaded Star Wars Pants Game, where you take well-known quotes from The Trilogy and its prequels and substitute one or more words with the word "pants" for amusing effect. For example:

Vader: "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

Things got a little silly during last week's D&D game, and we started tossing Pants lines around... then it got worse, when we realized that another Epic Movie Trilogy provided an equally fertile ground for trouser-related humor.

And so, our DM sat down and compiled them. And added more. And more.

And so, I inflict upon you...

The Fellowship of the Pants
and
The Two Pants

Addenda welcome.

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Star Wars Pants Game

[paka.livejournal.com]

"Alderaan is a peaceful planet! We have no pants!"
"You would prefer another pair of pants? A military pair of pants? Then name the system. I grow tired of asking, so this will be the last time."
"Dantooine. They're on Dantooine."
"There. You see, Vader? She can be reasonable. Proceed with the pantsing."
"What?"
"You're far too trusting. Dantooine is far too remote to make an effective pantsing, but never fear, we shall deal with your rebel pants on Dantooine soon enough."
"No..."
"Commence primary pants."

"Looks like they got us in some kind of a pants beam. But I'm not gonna give up without pants."
"You can't win. But there are alternatives to pants."

[paka.livejournal.com]

Also, you managed to miss;

"The Argonath. Long have I desired to look upon the pants of old, my forefathers."

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

What has it got in its pantses, preciousss! It must tell us!!!

[araquan.livejournal.com]

*grin* This kind of mirrors conversations some local friends of mine and I have had, largely along similar lines. I present here a couple minor variations that we devised along similar but slightly different lines:

FoTR:

Legolas: A shadow and a threat have been growing in my pants.

Saruman: Concealed within his fortress, the lord of Mordor sees all. His gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and pants.


We haven't had a chance to do a proper work-up of Return of the King yet. Mostly owing to friendage's reluctance to watch the DVD. I'm thinking I may just have to do an independent effort...

[twentythoughts.livejournal.com]

Jaws... hurt... from... trying... not... to... laugh... too... loudly... in... school... computer... room!

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

From the MUCK the other night:

"You draw FAR too much attention to yourself, 'Mr. Underpants'."

[cuprohastes.livejournal.com]

"You were only suposed to blow the pants off!"
-The Italian Pants

"It was "Pants expendabl"e from day one!"
"I say we take off, pants them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure"
-Aliens

"This movie sucks pants"
-Everyone who saw the pants that are Aliens vs. Predator.