MEME: Terrible Pizza Parlour Names

[athelind]

Give Pizza Chance.

...come on, everybody, join in!

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[richardf8]

Leaning Tower of Pizza

[araquan.livejournal.com]

You Wanna Pizza Me?

[stalbon.livejournal.com]

Gimme a Pizza Pie.

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

Crust Me, I Know What I'm Doughing

[normanrafferty.livejournal.com]

Aieeee!!

[duncanroo.livejournal.com]

Pete Sarilla's Pizzaria

-- Duncan

[hafoc.livejournal.com]

Sal Monella's Authentic Mexican Pizza

Upper Crust Pizza

Upchucky Cheese's

Pizza Me Off

Ralph's (bad name for ANY restaurant)

Pizza My Heart

Pie Are Squared

And, in a real life example, any variation on Joe's Bar, Best Pizza in Town, surrouned by a hundred miles of howling wilderness. Well, the NAME isn't bad, but the pizza...

[chrissawyer.livejournal.com]

Duk Pho Pizza. (seriously.)

[uhusted.livejournal.com]

Good King Wenceslas' Pizza (deep pan, crisp and even)
*ducks*

[stormydragon.livejournal.com]

There's a small pizza chain (located mostly in college towns) named Peace-A-Pizza that has a 60's theme to it.

I also remember a chicken place named Cluck-U Chicken.

...

[-starblade-.livejournal.com]

Sheets-o'-Pizza.

Because everything they make is a pizza sheet.

Sal Monella's?

[hitchkitty.livejournal.com]

I can beat that:

In Tallequah, just off the NSU campus, there's a pizza joint called "Sam & Ella's Chicken Palace". Great pizzas, deeply disturbing name.

[silussa.livejournal.com]

Inferno's Pizzaria. (Evanston, IL, 1979-82)

[darkkdragon.livejournal.com]

Former Parlours I remember in Alaska:
-Itza Pizza
-Cheezey's
-Pizza Beluga
-Holy Pizza

[bigtig.livejournal.com]

Peace of Pizza

(lots of 60's hippie and peace kitch)

[drakegrey.livejournal.com]

If you remember George Martin's 'Wild Cards' books, well, I had a short lived Champions campaign set in that universe.

And sure enough and true to his nature, my brother's character, along with his friend's character, had a pizza parlor named:

Two Aces from New York Pizza.

... see, I was going for obscure...

--Drake

[luxatos.livejournal.com]

Hmm...

The most unorthodox name I can think of right now is Aloha Pizza. I love eating there. However, in this capital of Chinese restaurants, there are planty of places called "Cashew Inn, Cashew Out" or "Panda Villa" or "Master Wang's" ...

[baphnedia.livejournal.com]

One of my old classmates in SATCOM school used to work there... they're still out there, somewhere.