Athelind Explains Enterprise

[athelind]

Enterprise is actually a TNG-era holodrama written by 23d century historical illiterates. It's like the Federation's version of Xena: Warrior Princess, only without the charm of the Raimis.

This still doesn't make the show watchable, but it keeps my Inner Trekkie happy. I can watch reruns of the old shows without the few sporkworthy episodes I've seen of the current show ruining it for me.

Haven't managed to doubletalk my way around the prequels and "special editions" of a certain trilogy, though.

Comments

[the-gneech.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! It does explain a lot, doesn't it?

-The Gneech ("Klingons on Earth in the pre-Starfleet era? Hostile, controlling Vulcans? Did these people even watch Star Trek?")

[arakaraath.livejournal.com]

I think Enterprise would be a reasonably good show *if* it wasn't set in the Star Trek universe.

I like the idea of a holonovel. It would solve everything! Thank you Athelind! Now I can watch Enterprise and not feel so cheated.

(Ironicly, there *was* a Starship 'Enterprise' in the right era for the TV show, only it doesn't look anything like the one showed on 'Enterprise', which is nothing more than a reuse of the Akira class starship seen in Star Trek 8: First Contact)

um .. I'm not a Trekkie - honest!

That certain trilogy

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

Is anything certain now when a much loved movie can be seamlessly monkeyed with? even by the alpha ape?
I wish we could have non-special edition versions of the original trilogy, without those damn Ep4,5,6 titles on them. Unless Lucas is saving those for the 6 DVD purist edition....

[araquan.livejournal.com]

Ah, Lucas... What went wrong there...

Warrior Princesses

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

Unf! Lucy Lawless! Hudson Leick!
Ummm...does anyone know or has anyone played the RPG "Diana Warrior Princess" or has it fallen to good taste?

[taral.livejournal.com]

Which trilogy?