Film at 11: Let's put the FUN in Fundamentalism!

[athelind]

The Florida legislature has approved religious-themed specialty license plates.

They didn't get to see them before the vote, but here's a pic:



Tasteful, aren't they?

That big gap in the middle makes coming up with appropriate personalized plates a challenge that we rose to meet.



I suggested ZOM BEE.

hoodahdc suggested BRB LOL.

normanrafferty suggested IMA JEW.

This, in turn, prompted me to note that NOT GOD would fit perfectly.

EDIT: There's more blasphemous fun over at http://theweaselking.livejournal.com/3323795.html!


And now it's your turn!

That's what Comments are for!

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Comments

[paka.livejournal.com]

That's...

um. I don't think I can come up with anything funny in the face of something so tragically absurd.

[twentythoughts.livejournal.com]

"BRB LOL" is the only one I could see people actually approving. Also the most hilarious one.

[edhyena.livejournal.com]

EMO HAT

[hydra-velsen.livejournal.com]

Isn't it wonderful that Jesus was a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed Aryan? Obviously he is the true son of god, since unlike EVERY OTHER HEBREW he wasn't a small, brown haired, brown eyed, brown skinned person evolved to survive in a desert.

And seriously, I think if people knew what Jesus really looked like, he wasn't all that impressive. I dont think christianity would be as popular.

[toob.livejournal.com]

How about

OWW OWW

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

CHU --- ST8

[araquan.livejournal.com]

Florida has a license plate for frickin' everything though. It's always amused me, but I kind of figured this was only a matter of time.

My thought on the matter...

BAD IDA

[foofers.livejournal.com]

GOA --- AAL
ARM --- PIT
8HY --- IST

[drleo.livejournal.com]

DED BRB
STL DED
ZZZ ZZZ
ASS HAT

[athelind.livejournal.com]

LOL WUT and OMG BRB have been proposed as variations on BRB LOL.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Wasn't that Cesare Borgia?

...this in turn suggests the plate CES BRG , but whoa, that'd be obscure even to Dan Brown fans.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

You get a cookie.

[dirigibles.livejournal.com]

HNG OUT
THX DAD
YYY MCA

[hydra-velsen.livejournal.com]

THX DAD....You sir, win the internet!

[halfelf.livejournal.com]

I wonder how long this will take to make a 'God Plate Generator', where people can put their own messages in.

Hmmmm..... :)

[pyat.livejournal.com]

HAF DMG would be awfully obscure...

[gatewalker.livejournal.com]

REZ PLS

or is that RES PLZ? I can never get the S and Z replacement "rules" straight.

[normanrafferty.livejournal.com]

And now, it's a poster.

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

BRD NOW

QRS UVW

SIX EEN
(This would require a custom plate holder that has SWEET on the top)

[rikoshi.livejournal.com]

You're the most magnificent bastard ever and I want to have your babies.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

IDGI.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

IDG that last one.

[baxil.livejournal.com]

Separation of Church and State.

[leonard-arlotte.livejournal.com]

WHT EVR
YOU WIN
8HS BDY (Ate His Body)
OM NOM
NAI LED
NOW WHT

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Eighth-y-ist.

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Fox-Rat babies? That would be bad. Nobody wants more frats.

[silussa.livejournal.com]

This is the same legislature that has pro-life plates, but NOT pro-choice.

And people wonder why I'm trying to build my finances to move somewhere else?

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

OIC.

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

Isn't it wonderful that Jesus was a beautiful blonde haired, blue eyed Aryan?

That's how they were able to hide in Egypt.

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

I started off being ironic, but it looks like you really could have a genuine texting gospel thing going if you were so inclined:

BFF BBL

IN RI

1ST DAY

30 SP

TOM IDK

UR1 PTR

CUN HVN

IAM WAY

IDI 4U

Rebus Christ

[ceruleanst.livejournal.com]

MRY+MAS
BLU+MAS
CRU+TCH
CRA+KER

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

Well, I got it (and snickered), but then, see icon.

Irony vs. Gospel?

[athelind.livejournal.com]

Oh, I can invoke both at ONCE:

M19 24
(Matthew 19:24: "And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.")

[tikaani.livejournal.com]

2ND CDT

Re: Irony vs. Gospel?

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

I'm not getting the irony there, unless the crucifixion plates are especially expensive?

RDR CSR

MNY CHG

GLG

[paka.livejournal.com]

As an artist raised in the "of course God is blond and blue eyed" south, I've found it incredibly therapeutic when requests or personal stuff gets me drawing deities who are manifestly not white dudes.