My tweets

• Sat, 17:10: Someone's invented an alarm that wakes you up with the scent of bacon. NO. If I wake up to the smell of bacon, then THERE BETTER BE BACON.
• Sat, 17:13: RT @GeorgeTakei: I auto be reprimanded for this. http://t.co/lgHUCMXU3s
• Sun, 10:23: RT @MLPSeason0: Through the magic of the time potion, Twilight gets to witness the origin of Daylight Savings time! Spoiler: it was because…

The Downside of Growing a Full Beard

When you're letting a goatee grow in from being clean-shaven, everyone looks at you and thinks, "Oh, he's growing a goatee."

When you're letting a full beard grow in from being clean-shaven, everyone looks at you and thinks, "Oh, he's homeless."

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