I need to become a ventriloquist or something.

I swear, it's like Abbott and Costello live in my head sometimes. Every now and then, I come up with a gag that only works with a two-man vaudeville act.

( The following gag is inappropriate for anyone. )

I need to become a ventriloquist or something.

I swear, it's like Abbott and Costello live in my head sometimes. Every now and then, I come up with a gag that only works with a two-man vaudeville act.

( The following gag is inappropriate for anyone. )