Carols for the Anthropomorphic Fan!

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

Carols for the Anthropomorphic Fan!

Deck us all with Boston Charlie,
Walla Walla, Wash., an' Kalamazoo!
Nora's freezin' on the trolley,
Swaller dollar cauliflower alley-garoo!

Don't we know archaic barrel,
Lullaby Lilla boy, Louisville Lou?
Trolley Molly don't love Harold,
Boola boola Pensacoola hullabaloo!

The Reason for the Season

It's now the 25th on the East Coast, and time, I think, for a moment of quiet introspection.

( In this time of joy and celebration, in this frenzy of feasting and gift-giving, let us remember, always, who was born on this day, and the words he spoke, those words that still ring true after all these long years. )

The Reason for the Season

It's now the 25th on the East Coast, and time, I think, for a moment of quiet introspection.

( In this time of joy and celebration, in this frenzy of feasting and gift-giving, let us remember, always, who was born on this day, and the words he spoke, those words that still ring true after all these long years. )