Understanding Athelind's Argot: Sporkworthy

An image or concept so horrific that the only way to purge it from your soul is to gouge your eyes out with a spork.

Often invoked by making eye-gouging gestures and uttering the word "SPORK!" as a sound effect, in the manner of Mel Blanc.

Understanding Athelind's Argot: Sporkworthy

An image or concept so horrific that the only way to purge it from your soul is to gouge your eyes out with a spork.

Often invoked by making eye-gouging gestures and uttering the word "SPORK!" as a sound effect, in the manner of Mel Blanc.

Athelind Explains Enterprise

Enterprise is actually a TNG-era holodrama written by 23d century historical illiterates. It's like the Federation's version of Xena: Warrior Princess, only without the charm of the Raimis.

This still doesn't make the show watchable, but it keeps my Inner Trekkie happy. I can watch reruns of the old shows without the few sporkworthy episodes I've seen of the current show ruining it for me.

Haven't managed to doubletalk my way around the prequels and "special editions" of a certain trilogy, though.

Athelind Explains Enterprise

Enterprise is actually a TNG-era holodrama written by 23d century historical illiterates. It's like the Federation's version of Xena: Warrior Princess, only without the charm of the Raimis.

This still doesn't make the show watchable, but it keeps my Inner Trekkie happy. I can watch reruns of the old shows without the few sporkworthy episodes I've seen of the current show ruining it for me.

Haven't managed to doubletalk my way around the prequels and "special editions" of a certain trilogy, though.