SQUICK SQUICK SQUICK

[athelind]

Slowly but surely, I've been working my way through the local public library's collection of Batman trade paperbacks.

Today, I was reading one (War Crimes, for the curious), and noticed consistent printing glitches. This being a 21st-century Batman tale, the art is dark -- deep black shadows, swirling black capes, great swaths of black ink sweeping across the page. And on almost every page, the black had little specks of white, or off-white.

Then I noticed that they weren't printing glitches. I could flick them off, or wipe them away.

And then I realized that I just might be looking at page after page of someone's dandruff.

I'm going to go shower now.

Comments

[svashtar.livejournal.com]

Of course I was thinking in terms of iguana snot. They sneeze out salts that solidify into little white specks.

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

That's why this year I'm voting for whichever candidate will support the Hankies For Iguanas program.