A Cautionary Song - well, the song is about sailors raping your mom.
(California One/)Youth and Beauty Brigade - an army of young and beautiful people
The Abduction of Maragret - rescue mission!
Shankill Butchers - asian adventures! fighting ninja killers!
Clowns of Death - rather self explanatory.
No One Lives Forever - you know the time and date of your death but not how you die. Act accordingly.
Reptiles and Samurai - Ironclaw asian adventure!
When the Lights Go Out - zombies/werewolves/vampires or something else that goes bad after dark.
Whole Day Off - hijinks a la Ferris Beuller