athelind: (food)
athelind ([personal profile] athelind) wrote2011-10-11 11:59 am
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Hivejournal: Food Will All Kill Me Dead.

What the frak CAN you eat anymore? Meat's bad for you. "Carbs" are bad for you. There we go, that's pretty much every frakkin' organic molecule.

[identity profile] eggshellhammer.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 08:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Someday you will die and your flesh will degrade to putresence and ash. All of us will be white noise, irrelevant blips in the face of an uncaring universe.

Eat lean meat, fruits and vegetables, nuts, and carbohydrates with a low glycemic index so they take more time and energy to digest. This will sustain your wafer-thin slice of mortality slightly longer in the face of entropy's all-grinding cosmic boot, and they are delicious om nom nom

[identity profile] athelind.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, THIS.

My new doctor just kinda handwaved at "carbs BAAAAAD", without making distinction between sugars and high-fiber starches.

[identity profile] pathia.livejournal.com 2011-10-11 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
That's assuming you can actually eat everything. Some of us are walking minefields of allergies.