The fact that you think the Queen Of Canada (who happens to also be the Queen Of England And Several Other Places at the moment) has any kind of real role in government is crazy. Just about as crazy, in fact, as claiming that a third party can win at the federal level.

But you don't claim that. Instead, you retreat back to *my* position and agree with me that the only reason you should ever consider a third party is to punish a real party and convince a real party to win your vote back to them.