The Hoard Potato fires his canon.

[athelind]

From a conversation on FurryMUCK, with someone grumbling about the new movie "mixing up the characters":

I can't really take "G.I. Joe Canon" seriously.

I mean... where are the facial scars? In my day, all the Joes had identical facial scars. It was like a gang sign or something.

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Comments

Re: Suddenly...

[kinkyturtle.livejournal.com]

He is shorter by an inch or three,
Oh, G.I. Joe shrank suddenly.

(Edited to put in the periods, because otherwise he looks like Gastrointestinal Joe.)

Re: Suddenly...

[mocha-mephooki.livejournal.com]

Why... he... didn't grow,
we don't know,
he wouldn't say...

This... toy... from Taiwan
was made wrong...
his legs don't bend (that way-ay...)