Had some Republican at the last local furmeet grousing about how Obama wasn't qualified.

Spirit of the Stairs being what it is, only later did this cross my mind:

"Really? He's not? Let's just check the qualifications, shall we? Hmm...born in this country, over thirty-five, lived in this country for fourteen years... Yeah, he's qualified. Now, can we go back to that first one? Wasn't there some issue about whether McCain was a natural-born citizen?"