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athelind ([personal profile] athelind) wrote2008-04-07 02:26 pm
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Vernacular Questionaire!

I am a 44 year old male. I grew up in suburban Southern California, and settled in semi-urban Northern California. Along the way, I spent a few years here and there in Texas and a couple of summers in Arkansas. I am, by training, trade, and temperament, an Environmental Scientist.



A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks: Storm Drain.
The Los Angeles River is a broad swath of concrete, seen in movies ranging from Them to Chinatown to Terminator 2. Smaller water channels are simply outside of the bounds of the local vernacular: you call'em whatever the locals call'em.

The thing you push around the grocery store: Shopping cart.

A metal container to carry a meal in: Cattle car.
Okay, that was Obligatory Dragon Humor. "Lunchbox."

The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in: microwave Frying pan.

The piece of furniture that seats three people: Couch or sofa, unless it's a futon.

The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof: Rain gutter.

The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening: Porch or patio.
Porches tend to be in front. "Front porch" is redundant; "back porch" is acceptable. Patios are always in back; they aren't always covered, but can be.

Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages: Soda.

A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup: Sausage! Oh, and pancakes.
What, you don't put maple syrup on your sausage patties?

A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself: Sub.
It's short for "Subway", not "Submarine", because that's where you get them. There's also a "Philly Cheesesteak", which is not a "Sub", despite the superficial similarities. Leave Quizno's out of this; it's neither fish nor fowl.

The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach: Bathing suit, swimsuit, swimtrunks, trunks.

Shoes worn for sports: Shoes.
If I have to specify, they're "tennis shoes" (pronounce as one word: "tennishoes") or "sneakers". Other kinds of footwear includes "boots", "hiking boots", "dress shoes", "sandals", and "flip-flops". If I just say "shoes", I mean "tennishoes".

A flying insect that glows in the dark: Firefly.

The little insect that curls up into a ball: Pillbug.

The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down: Seesaw, teeter-totter, catapult.

How you eat pizza: Pointy-end first, holding the crust.
That's what the crust is for, right? It's the handle!

Where private citizens sell their household goods/stuff in their driveway/front yard: Garage sale, yard sale.

The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are: Crawlspace.
Postwar California houses don't have "things under them" that can actually be used as rooms. If I lived in a house so equipped, I'd probably call it a "basement", unless it had those neat sloping doors, which would make it a "cellar".

The thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places: Drinking fountain.

[identity profile] hitchkitty.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I've spent much of my time in Oklahoma, but I've lived in Arkansas and Maryland. I've visited Illinois, Wisconsin, Missouri, Ohio, California, Texas, and Florida. And, of course, I read. So my answers will not all reflect my geographic roots.

A body of water, smaller than a river, contained within relatively narrow banks: Creek, unless it's especially muddy, narrow, and populated with aquatic vermin; in that case, "crick".

Similar rules apply to "wash" vs. "warsh" (greater physical force implied by the latter); "teach" vs. "learn" (likewise); and "wrestle" vs. "rassle" (the first one has rules).

The thing you push around the grocery store: Shopping cart or grocery cart.

A metal container to carry a meal in: Lunchbox or lunch pail.

The thing that you cook bacon and eggs in: Skillet, frying pan.

The piece of furniture that seats three people: Sofa, couch, divan.

The device on the outside of the house that carries rain off the roof: The density, and resulting gravity, of this planet. Now, if you're talking about the metal construct that then funnels the water away from the roof, that would be a rain gutter or just "gutter".

The covered area outside a house where people sit in the evening: Gazebo. If it's attached to the house proper, then "patio".

Carbonated, sweetened, non-alcoholic beverages: Soft drink or soda. Cola, if dark.

During a summer internship with Wal~Mart, I attended many of their Saturday morning meetings. At one of them, Coca-Cola presented Wal~Mart an "outstanding merchant" award. Afterwards, in the Q/A, one of my fellow interns asked, "So, do you guys sell soda, or do you sell pop?"

The response? "We sell Coca-Cola."

A flat, round breakfast food served with syrup: Pancakes, sometimes called hotcakes by certain Mc-stablishments. Can also be known as flapjacks, though rarely 'round these parts.

A long sandwich designed to be a whole meal in itself: Hoagy, sub(marine) sandwich, sub(marine), po-boy.

The piece of clothing worn by men at the beach: Shorts, swimsuit, swim trunks, trunks, bathing suit.

Shoes worn for sports: Which sport? Cleats, tennies, tennis shoes.

A flying insect that glows in the dark: Firefly or lighting bug.

The little insect that curls up into a ball: Roly-poly.

The children's playground equipment where one kid sits on one side and goes up while the other sits on the other side and goes down: Teeter-totter, see-saw, lever.

How you eat pizza: Ideally, holding the crust and chomping directly on the acute angle. For pizzas with excessive thermal capacitance or crusts of insufficient structural integrity, with a knife and fork.

Where private citizens sell their household goods/stuff in their driveway/front yard: Garage sale, yard sale, lawn sale.

The thing under a house where the furnace and perhaps a rec room are: If climate controlled with the rest of the house, "basement". If not, "cellar".

The thing that you can get water out of to drink in public places: Water fountain, drinking fountain.

[identity profile] athelind.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That distinction between "basement" and "cellar" makes a lot of sense.

And... "lever" for a seesaw? Really?

(I'm surprised nobody's called me on "catapult" yet.)

[identity profile] hitchkitty.livejournal.com 2008-04-08 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a distinction I hadn't really thought about before now, but it does seem to be how I've been mentally distinguishing the two.

"Lever" was mostly facetious, though I'm sure I've seen see-saws used in a lesson on Simple Machines.
Hmm. "Seen see-saws". My internal grammar software nearly threw a wobbler on that one.

(Oh, that? I'd assumed it was more Obligatory Dragon Humor.)