Athelind's Proverbs

[athelind]

Don't get mad.
Go mad.

Comments

[astor-apatosaur.livejournal.com]

They're coming to take me away, hah hah.
They're coming to take me away, ho ho.
They're coming to take me away, hee hee, hah hah, ho ho...

[araquan.livejournal.com]

Sanity is overrated.

[darkkdragon.livejournal.com]

I'm not mad... I'm just sanity challenged

[shdragon.livejournal.com]

I went mad once. Did me no end of good!

(aargh. I wish I could remember the whole conversation that leads up to that line, because it makes it SO much better.)

[velvetpage.livejournal.com]

That's my motto during the school year.

Right now it's the summer, so I can see all the logical fallacies of it. But hey, whatever works for you.

[hedgegoth.livejournal.com]

"The only difference between me and a madman, is I am not mad!" Salvador Dali
(on my bumper)

[paka.livejournal.com]

If you're loony and you don't give a fig
Man's so puny and the universe so big
So if you hurt inside, get certified!
And if life should treat you bad,
Don't get even, don't get even,
Get mad!

- The Joker, "Batman: The Killing Joke"

[wggthegnoll.livejournal.com]

Similar to my own favourite:

"I'm going crazy, would you like to come?"

[xylen.livejournal.com]

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

[dutchmouse.livejournal.com]

"All we are saying is give bees a chance." -Dutch

[luxatos.livejournal.com]

"Stop acting crazy!"
"I'm not acting..."

[r-caton.livejournal.com]

Working once at a lunatic asylum, breaking up some stones....
Along comes a lunatic and says to me "Good Mornin' Mr Jones!
'Ow much a week do you get for doin' that?" "Thirty bob" I sighed;
well, the old man looked, and he scratched his head, and this is what he cried.......
"Cooooome inside you silly beggar come inside!
I thought you 'ad a bit more sense!
Working for a livin'? Take my tip! Act a little dippy and become a lunatic!
Oh you gets your meals quite regular; and two new suits beside!
Thirty bob a week? A wife and kids to keep?
Come inside you silly beggar come inside!!!!"

So..

[wy.livejournal.com]

Is there a story behind this? :P And 'Hi!'

If you're going to get mad...

[snobahr.livejournal.com]

...can you grab a coke for me, while you're up? Fank-oo!

[luna-the-cat.livejournal.com]

Hoo-ray, hooray, I'm going away
With the men in the little white coats!
Listen to me, I make quite a racket
All dressed up in my new straightjacket!
Hoo-ray, hoo-ray, I'm going away
With the men in the little white coats!

(sadly my html skills do not allow for musical notation)
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