[identity profile] hitchkitty.livejournal.com 2005-06-09 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Armed Forces Vocational Aptitude Battery, or ASVAB. Which sounds like "Ass Fab", but that's another Don't Ask, Don't Tell Production.

When I was in high school -- back before the earth cooled, as I tell my student-clients -- they told us to be very clear if a recruiter called us. Do NOT tell them you're interested if you're not.

Now it seems they're not even taking "Go the fuck away" for an answer.